Ignatious
O'Reilly: Newt Gingrich is an 'Invented' Person
http://www.sott.net/articles/show/238913-Ignatious-O-Reilly-Newt-Gingrich-is-an-Invented-Person
http://www.sott.net/articles/show/238913-Ignatious-O-Reilly-Newt-Gingrich-is-an-Invented-Person
Ignatia O'Reilly
Sott.net
Wed, 14 Dec 2011 10:53 CST
Sott.net
Wed, 14 Dec 2011 10:53 CST
Newt Gingrich is an
"invented person, who is in fact the product of a mediatic experiment on
mass perception and has historically been a puppet of the Israel lobby. He has
also been a member of the non-Reality based community and as such cannot be
said to exist in the full sense of the word. This is the most plausible
explanation for Gingrich's other-wordly declarations of late."
"I do have an alternative theory", Mr O'Reilly stressed, "but it involves parallel universes and Bizarro Worlds where wrong is right, black is white, and predator drones are fluffy bunny-rabbits, but I am still waiting on the informed opinion of my contacts at the Large Hadron Collider Particle Accelerator facilities".
Mr O'Reilly added unapologetically: "Is what I said factually correct? Yes. Is it historically true? Yes." However, O'Reilly left open the possibility of a friendly settlement with Gingrich by pointing out that he had no ill feelings against the former Speaker. "I don't have much anger to spare on a daily basis - I usually spend it all on public transport - so I choose to reserve whatever I have left for real people. Being angry at Newt would be like being angry at the Eiffel Tower or the color blue. In fact, I am thankful for the amusement that such a character can bring me every time he opens his mouth and releases jewels of nonsense capable of inspiring dadaist artists back into the creative process. Heck, I like Barney the Dinosaur too for similar reasons, and he also can hardly be called a person!
"I do have an alternative theory", Mr O'Reilly stressed, "but it involves parallel universes and Bizarro Worlds where wrong is right, black is white, and predator drones are fluffy bunny-rabbits, but I am still waiting on the informed opinion of my contacts at the Large Hadron Collider Particle Accelerator facilities".
Mr O'Reilly added unapologetically: "Is what I said factually correct? Yes. Is it historically true? Yes." However, O'Reilly left open the possibility of a friendly settlement with Gingrich by pointing out that he had no ill feelings against the former Speaker. "I don't have much anger to spare on a daily basis - I usually spend it all on public transport - so I choose to reserve whatever I have left for real people. Being angry at Newt would be like being angry at the Eiffel Tower or the color blue. In fact, I am thankful for the amusement that such a character can bring me every time he opens his mouth and releases jewels of nonsense capable of inspiring dadaist artists back into the creative process. Heck, I like Barney the Dinosaur too for similar reasons, and he also can hardly be called a person!
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