Thursday, April 12, 2012

FUTURE SAINT?: Transcript of Pacquiao’s Talk with God Leaked :-)

After so much fame and glory not to mention money Manny cannot consume in many lifetimes; it is only right that he spend the rest of your life doing God’s bidding to express an endless gratitude but is this dream some kind of a prank? It must be genuine or why will it end in Vatican and NYT or why Vatican unless the catholic church is keeping it as a proof that Paquiao is fit for sainthood shall the question arises in the future. Remember; you cannot be a saint unless there is a proof that you have done a miracle or miracles that can be attested to by the Vatican. What can be a greater miracle than talking with God? Whoa! Ha ha…saint Manny Paquiao. 



Transcript of Pacquiao’s Talk with God Leaked
6:51 pm | Wednesday, April 11th, 2012
ROME (The New York Times)—Vatican officials have launched a frantic investigation into the unauthorized release of the transcript of God’s recent conversation with world boxing champion Manny Pacquiao.

Officials of the Roman Curia, the Holy See’s ruling body, are appalled that someone with access to the Archivum Secretum Vaticanum illicitly passed on an official copy of the classified document to a columnist of INQUIRER.net in the Philippines, which published it verbatim.

Pacquiao, today’s best pound for pound pugilist, told a Philippine radio show that he spoke with God in a dream and that the Almighty asked him to quit boxing soon. As a result, he has turned to preaching, which eventually will be his new vocation in addition to politics.

Serious security breach

The release of the full transcript of the conversation is a serious security breach, declared Caparbio Ficcanaso, chief of the special unit of the Pontifical Swiss Guards assigned by the Curia to track down the source of the leak.

“It’s the religious version of attorney-client privilege,” Mr. Ficcanaso stressed, “except lawyers charge more. God is fine with a few candles and a sincere prayer.”

He expressed relief that his unit members do not have to wear the guards’ colorful but swishy uniform on this assignment. “We tend to stand out in tutus and tights,” he told a Times reporter who met him in a typical trattoria near Peter’s basilica for the obligatory local color.

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